Nerds, Pt 1

Just to be clear, we're not talking about the super smart scientific people...those are geeks. There IS a difference. No, the nerds we will be discussing are the ones who take children's toys/cartoons WAY too seriously.

First up is the new crop of G.I. Joe fans. As you may know, there is a movie coming out this summer. But did you also know there is a new cartoon as well? There is. Because FANS DEMANDED IT, there is actual killing of soldiers, and you know actual violence. Why did they demand this? Because the original cartoon (the 80's cartoon FOR KIDS) wasn't "realistic enough". Wow. Relax guys. There's a reason why kids cartoons don't feature adult themes. HINT: they are for kids, and you are a sweaty 35 year old in your parents basement.

I actually find this particular nerd subset fascinating, and more than a little disturbing. Is it just me, or is it ridiculously weird that grown men are clamoring for death and destruction and praising when they get to see all the carnage? When they grow up (in their mid to late 40's I suppose), should we be worried that these cartoon nihilists may someday turn into real life nihilists? Probably not, because then they won't be able to RAGE on the internet about how so and so doesn't look the same as they did in the 80's or how cartoons need more violent killing. You're supposed to look back on these things with fondness, not expect them to grow up with you. Especially if you grow up into a messed up individual. Guys, chill. And by chill I mean, be a real soldier, buy a gun, and test it out. On your face. Aim for the center, just like a sniper.