Friday, April 17, 2009

Another hypothetical situation

Imagine, if you will, that you are a middle aged pockmarked creepy looking guy. For the sake of argument, let's say you also smell. If you are this person, would you:

A) Spot an innocent young man trying to get work, follow him down to the end of the platform, STARE at the aforementioned young man for a few minutes while waiting for the train (making him incredibly uncomfortable), try and fail to strike up a conversation (revealing your odor), get on the train, and continue to creepily stare until you get off?

OR

B) Lock yourself away for the good of humanity?

If you chose A, thanks for making my morning commute super creepy you freak.

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