Bold New Ways to be an A-hole #1

If you are trying to be the worst humanity has to offer, here's a helpful hint courtesy of some lady at Target:

Let's say you are out shopping for some necessities but don't bother to keep track of a ballpark figure of how much you are spending. Let's also say you don't bother to bring a reasonable amount of money for the stuff you are buying. Are you with me so far? Cool.

Okay, so now what you need to do is wait until every item is scanned (it's important that they are mostly the same item, and therefore cost the same). After all of the items are scanned, start counting your money. It really helps if you only have dollar bills and lack a basic understanding of math. Once you realize you are short, ask how much the item you have the most of costs. This item should also be the rather cheap ($1.04 in this case). Ask cashier to remove said item. Here is the key point: you need to count your money all over again, but you also need to continue to be waaay short of the total. Ask how much the cheap item costs, and have the cashier remove one more. Count your money again, to give the person behind you (me) the impression that you can't keep track of your finances for more than 30 seconds at a time. Ask how much the item costs again. Count your money again, this time going through all of your change (nickels and dimes, of course). Repeat (seriously) twice more. Have you tried it? Congrats! You're an asshole.