Maury Povich

This week I'm the late shift at work, so every morning instead of frantically getting ready to avoid being late for work, I get to sit back and relax and watch tv. Usually, I stumble across "Maury". This week was apparently cheating lovers week (although I assume every week is on these types of shows), and there were several people who were cheating/suspected of cheating/cheated in the past/etc and they had the cheaters strapped to lie detectors and aired the results of the test LIVE (to the studio audience). It was exactly as terrible as it sounds. It was great that we were able to find out whether gross people were cheating on other gross people, but one mystery remains. Who, exactly, is constantly having sex with these extremely gross people? It can't be more than a small group of people, right? I refuse to believe otherwise.