The Youth

The youth of our nation need to be destroyed. Let's just skip this generation and start over. Why? Well, I was innocently at my local Target where a group of kids (clearly just starting their sure to be illustrious college careers) were in line. One girl in the first group who was done paying decided it would be a great idea to (loudly) let everyone, including her boyfriend in the second group, know that she purchased a (Target brand) home pregnancy test. She was also...proud...of it? Also, excited about this. This is the most sincere statement I've ever written: I super sincerely hope that test comes out negative. There's some bad genetics coming from both sides. I wish Target would start making a home suicide kit, and make it real cheap.