Today's Weirdness

1) Spitters, as previously discussed, are
subhuman. That's why I take great pleasure in watching this gross habit backfire. For instance, spitting for no reason and
watching as Mother Nature blows it right back onto your shirt. Nice. I was hoping to see a full on temper tantrum, but the
spitter seemed to be okay with it. As if it's happened many times before...

2) SPOTTED: You know those promo fliers for clubs that get passed around? The glossy cards with terrible photoshopping? Yup.
Now, what if I were to tell you I saw a similar ad (similar meaning, exactly the same) for...a BARBER. Seriously. A barber. This
hair cutting establishment needs a few glossy fliers for Jack Kevorkian. He's still around, right?

3) Finally, I got the pleasure of two kids getting thrown out of the mall for throwing food in the food court. Naturally, these two
small white kids had to act tough telling the giant security guard to "hit people your own size"...which isn't very tough at all.
Nice try at posturing (no), but I hope you both got shot out back. They did succeed at making an unnecessary ruckus and
making fools of themselves.

Can we just declare martial law and be done with it? (take a wild guess to what I'm referring to)