How not to name your restaurant

Let's say your last name is Garibaldi and you want to open up an
Italian and Spanish restaurant. Would you name it:

A) the very classy "Garibaldi's Italian -Spanish Ristorante"

Orrrrrr

B) "Garibaldi's G-Spot Italian/Spanish Ristorante"

If you chose B, congratulations on your new Staten Island restaurant.

Notice I didn't even wait to get home to post this...

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