Oh yeah...

I almost forgot. Last week a friend was nice enough to point out some guy with a tattoo of the Nike logo on his calf. Perfect timing too, since we were discussing terrible tattoos. I would like to express my deepest condolences to Nike Tattoo Guy, because that tattoo must have been an unfortunate accident.

(No no, I'm kidding. It's a great tattoo. I'm totally getting the McDonald's M on my face)

How not to name your restaurant

Let's say your last name is Garibaldi and you want to open up an
Italian and Spanish restaurant. Would you name it:

A) the very classy "Garibaldi's Italian -Spanish Ristorante"

Orrrrrr

B) "Garibaldi's G-Spot Italian/Spanish Ristorante"

If you chose B, congratulations on your new Staten Island restaurant.

Notice I didn't even wait to get home to post this...

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People Dressed As Cartoon Characters

Military Chic.

Hey, whatever floats your boat.