More like Pepsi UGH.
To elaborate, it's ridiculous that diet cola needs a specific marketing campaign geared towards men. OBVI.
Sunday, February 1, 2009
Wednesday, January 28, 2009
Oh, ummm...hey...
You accidentally designed this:
Here it is from the back:
Yeah, that. You further accidentally charged $200 for it in sizes ranging from small to 4XL (how is that even a size??). I refuse to link to it, so do a google search for "NES controller varsity jacket". After purchasing, do a google search for "small handgun that can fit in your mouth" because you'll be needing it. Remember, bullets cost extra! You'll be needing at least one (get two).
Here it is from the back:
Yeah, that. You further accidentally charged $200 for it in sizes ranging from small to 4XL (how is that even a size??). I refuse to link to it, so do a google search for "NES controller varsity jacket". After purchasing, do a google search for "small handgun that can fit in your mouth" because you'll be needing it. Remember, bullets cost extra! You'll be needing at least one (get two).
Sunday, January 25, 2009
Hip Hop Magician
Let me warn you, there is (terrible) audio:
http://hiphopmagician.com/
The hip hop magicians are "Uncle Majic" and "Shock-Kim" which should really tell you all you need to know about them. But visit the site anyway. They are "who the celebrities call for their kids parties". Amazing. Maybe I'm the weird one?
http://hiphopmagician.com/
The hip hop magicians are "Uncle Majic" and "Shock-Kim" which should really tell you all you need to know about them. But visit the site anyway. They are "who the celebrities call for their kids parties". Amazing. Maybe I'm the weird one?
Monday, December 1, 2008
In the world of sports...
The latest from NY Knicks guard Stephon Marbury:
"When things got bad and then worse, guys like Quentin Richardson say, `I don't consider him a teammate. He let his teammates out to dry.' He didn't care I was his teammate when I was banished. They left me out for dead. It's like we're in a foxhole and I'm facing the other way. If I got shot in the head, at least you want to get shot by the enemy. I got shot in the head by my own guys in my foxhole. And they didn't even give me an honourable death."
WOW. What? I guess he just couldn't let Plaxico Burress be the biggest bonehead in the city. Good job Steph, you earned it.
"When things got bad and then worse, guys like Quentin Richardson say, `I don't consider him a teammate. He let his teammates out to dry.' He didn't care I was his teammate when I was banished. They left me out for dead. It's like we're in a foxhole and I'm facing the other way. If I got shot in the head, at least you want to get shot by the enemy. I got shot in the head by my own guys in my foxhole. And they didn't even give me an honourable death."
WOW. What? I guess he just couldn't let Plaxico Burress be the biggest bonehead in the city. Good job Steph, you earned it.
Friday, November 21, 2008
Sports Team Caskets
Todays amNewYork revealed that there is a market for caskets bearing your favorite team logo. I didn't bother reading the article because my faith in humanity is already quite low (like, DOW JONES low), but pictured were caskets bearing the Mets and Yankees logos (separately). Hopefully, they throw in a separate smaller casket for your dignity. (oh snap?)
Thursday, November 20, 2008
Worst Sports Website Ever?
Nice redesign. The sport itself is becoming unwatchable, why not let the official website follow?
Tuesday, November 18, 2008
Recent Sightings
Library: Fat, dumb looking kid heading straight to the Cliff Notes section. I would think a library would encourage people to go through the trouble of, you know, actually reading the books instead of taking the easy way out.
Walgreens: Fat lady (loudly) asking where the fungal cream was. Twice. Loudly.
McDonald's: Fat (trend?) lady (different from above) expressing her joy at her apple pies costing $1.08: "That's my price! HAHA!".
More to come eventually
Walgreens: Fat lady (loudly) asking where the fungal cream was. Twice. Loudly.
McDonald's: Fat (trend?) lady (different from above) expressing her joy at her apple pies costing $1.08: "That's my price! HAHA!".
More to come eventually
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