Oh, ummm...hey...

You accidentally designed this:



Here it is from the back:



Yeah, that. You further accidentally charged $200 for it in sizes ranging from small to 4XL (how is that even a size??). I refuse to link to it, so do a google search for "NES controller varsity jacket". After purchasing, do a google search for "small handgun that can fit in your mouth" because you'll be needing it. Remember, bullets cost extra! You'll be needing at least one (get two).

Hip Hop Magician

Let me warn you, there is (terrible) audio:

http://hiphopmagician.com/

The hip hop magicians are "Uncle Majic" and "Shock-Kim" which should really tell you all you need to know about them. But visit the site anyway. They are "who the celebrities call for their kids parties". Amazing. Maybe I'm the weird one?