Sports Team Caskets

Todays amNewYork revealed that there is a market for caskets bearing your favorite team logo. I didn't bother reading the article because my faith in humanity is already quite low (like, DOW JONES low), but pictured were caskets bearing the Mets and Yankees logos (separately). Hopefully, they throw in a separate smaller casket for your dignity. (oh snap?)

Worst Sports Website Ever?

Nice redesign. The sport itself is becoming unwatchable, why not let the official website follow?

Recent Sightings

Library: Fat, dumb looking kid heading straight to the Cliff Notes section. I would think a library would encourage people to go through the trouble of, you know, actually reading the books instead of taking the easy way out.

Walgreens: Fat lady (loudly) asking where the fungal cream was. Twice. Loudly.

McDonald's: Fat (trend?) lady (different from above) expressing her joy at her apple pies costing $1.08: "That's my price! HAHA!".

More to come eventually